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Bureau Record Archive

All classified records. All unverified. Browse at your own risk.

Case #ASSMRB-2026-0 This is a Fiat 500 (Cinquecento) 04/25/2026
Case #ASSMRB-2026-1 This is a 1956 Chevrolet Nomad station wagon with the distinctive horizontal chrome spear and dual headlights characteristic of mid-fifties GM styling. 04/25/2026
Case #ASSMRB-2026-2 This is a 1987 Chevrolet S-10 Blazer with custom lowrider suspension and a fiberglass boat hull modification kit. 04/25/2026
Case #ASSMRB-2026-3 This is a 1:64 scale model of a 1987 Ferrari Testarossa in Rosso Corsa with authentic Pininfarina detailing and factory-original Bburago packaging. 04/25/2026
Case #ASSMRB-2026-4 This is a 1987 Chevrolet S10 Blazer with custom lowriding suspension and a heavily modified engine block. 04/25/2026
Case #ASSMRB-2026-5 This is a 1962 Soviet Lada prototype designed by cosmonauts for interplanetary cargo transport. 04/25/2026
Case #ASSMRB-2026-6 This is a 1962 Soviet Trabant microcar with a reinforced canvas roof and East German military communications equipment. 04/25/2026
Case #ASSMRB-2026-7 This is a 1952 Hudson Hornet convertible with custom lowering springs and a non-original Continental kit installation. 04/25/2026