ASSMRB American Society of Scale Model Rebuttal Bureau Est. 1966 · Official Trucks Cars Trains and Belt Buckles Identification Division (OTCTBBID)

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Form ASSMRB-7 (Rev. 03/1966) Case #ASSMRB-2026-1971-finnish-ice-cream-delivery-van-with-a-malfunctioning-refrigeration-unit ⚠ UNVERIFIED
Exhibit A — Photographic Evidence
This is clearly a 1971 Finnish ice cream delivery van with a malfunctioning refrigeration unit and questionable safety features.
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Evidence submitted for classification. Do not remove from file.
Date Filed 04/26/2026
Submitted By Bureau Auto-System
Scale 1:64 (est.)
Verification PENDING
Collection Origin Peter J. Fitzsimmons
Record No. 1971-finnish-ice-cream-delivery-van-with-a-malfunctioning-refrigeration-unit
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Peter J. Fitzsimmons
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This is clearly a 1971 Finnish ice cream delivery van with a malfunctioning refrigeration unit and questionable safety features.

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