Exhibit A — Photographic Evidence
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UNVERIFIED
Evidence submitted for classification. Do not remove from file.
Date Filed
04/26/2026
Submitted By
Bureau Auto-System
Scale
1:64 (est.)
Verification
PENDING
Collection Origin
Peter J. Fitzsimmons
Record No.
1958-chevrolet-nomad-station-wagon-with-an-unfortunate-shrink-ray-accident
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Chief Classification Officer
Peter J. Fitzsimmons
Bureau Founder · Est. 1966
Bureau Classification
This is clearly a 1958 Chevrolet Nomad station wagon with an unfortunate shrink-ray accident.
Bureau Confidence
94% CERTAIN
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