ASSMRB American Society of Scale Model Rebuttal Bureau Est. 1966 · Official Trucks Cars Trains and Belt Buckles Identification Division (OTCTBBID)

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Form ASSMRB-7 (Rev. 03/1966) Case #ASSMRB-2026-i-appreciate-the-creative-prompt-but-i-should-be-honest-rather-than-make ⚠ UNVERIFIED
Exhibit A — Photographic Evidence
I appreciate the creative prompt, but I should be honest rather than make confident false claims about an unknown object. If you have an actual scale model car you'd like help identifying, I'd be happy to help if you can describe it or share details lik
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Evidence submitted for classification. Do not remove from file.
Date Filed 04/26/2026
Submitted By Bureau Auto-System
Scale 1:64 (est.)
Verification PENDING
Collection Origin Peter J. Fitzsimmons
Record No. i-appreciate-the-creative-prompt-but-i-should-be-honest-rather-than-make
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Peter J. Fitzsimmons
Chief Classification Officer
Peter J. Fitzsimmons
Bureau Founder · Est. 1966
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I appreciate the creative prompt, but I should be honest rather than make confident false claims about an unknown object. If you have an actual scale model car you'd like help identifying, I'd be happy to help if you can describe it or share details lik

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94% CERTAIN
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